Throw your hands in the air like you just dont mind

Quick post; funniest ebay description ever! Fucking hell! Had me in stitches!

For the sale of a BMX:

"This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind. "

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150323844720

The Lonely Island

Woah! Free boat ride for 3! Now who shall I take? Keith aaaaaaaand....T pain.



You can't stop me motherfucker 'cause I'm on a boat.

The Lonely Island are a band formed via Saturday Night Live in the USA (I think) and are absolutely fucking hilarious. Although somehow whilst been so funny they're also actually pretty fucking brilliant! It's all clever along with the humour. Love it.

Check out The Lonely Island.

Sex Panther

Illegal in nine countrys.
Made out of real panther.
Formidable scent.
Stings the nostrils...in a good way.
Works 60% of the time...every time.




Smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.
Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
Smells like bigfoot's dick.

Hit that shit up.
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The Inbetweeners

Awesome! New series of The Inbetweeners starts in a week. Fucking love this! One of the best comedys on T.V. definately.

I just saw the advert for it and Neil is actually the fucking funniest person ever:

"What's your first choice?"
"Air plane driver"
"And that is?"
"Someone who drives airplanes!"
"You mean a pilot."
"...Do I?"

If you ain't seen it before it's a show about 4 losers; Will, Simon, Jay and Neil who are in sixth form and pretty much just get pissed, follow birds about and the rest...normal stuff but in a proper awkward way. Get on it. The Inbetweeners.